Author:
dawnofme
Title: Not My Reality
Pairing: Spike/Buffy
Rating: NC-17 for later chapters
Summary: Buffy is a single, twenty-six year old assistant manager at Bloomingdale's department store. Buffy and her best friend, Willow, love to watch reality TV shows. When Angel is the runner up on the Bachelorette show and then becomes the next Bachelor, Willow sends in Buffy's photo and details to the casting team. What's a girl to do when she goes on a reality TV show to get to know a man she'd been attracted to only to fall for one of the camera guys instead?
Betas:
mabel_marsters &
xtanitx.
a/n: This has been a wonderfully busy week for me. So many good things happening. I will answer comments for the previous chapter and this one as soon as I can and try to catch up with my f-list some time tomorrow. Thank you everyone for reading and leaving encouraging reviews. You all are the best! There isjust one more chapter to go.
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Author:
dawnofme
Title: Not My Reality
Pairing: Spike/Buffy
Rating: NC-17 for later chapters
Summary: Buffy is a single, twenty-six year old assistant manager at Bloomingdale's department store. Buffy and her best friend, Willow, love to watch reality TV shows. When Angel is the runner up on the Bachelorette show and then becomes the next Bachelor, Willow sends in Buffy's photo and details to the casting team. What's a girl to do when she goes on a reality TV show to get to know a man she'd been attracted to only to fall for one of the camera guys instead?
Betas:
mabel_marsters &
xtanitx.
a/n: Well, I never thought I'd write an All Human Spuffy story, but I did. Now that I'm posting this final chapter, I'm feeling sad about it ending. I had so much fun playing with the characters out of canon. I hope you all had fun right along with me. Thanks for reading!
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Author:
dawnofme
Title: Not My Reality
Pairing: Spike/Buffy
Rating: NC-17 for later chapters
Summary: Buffy is a single, twenty-six year old assistant manager at Bloomingdale's department store. Buffy and her best friend, Willow, love to watch reality TV shows. When Angel is the runner up on the Bachelorette show and then becomes the next Bachelor, Willow sends in Buffy's photo and details to the casting team. What's a girl to do when she goes on a reality TV show to get to know a man she'd been attracted to only to fall for one of the camera guys instead?
Betas:
mabel_marsters &
xtanitx.
Previous Chapters Here
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This is absolutely hilarious! Whether you love or hate the Buffy!Bot this fic is simply priceless. I was rolling around laughing the first time I read it and have gone back time and time again. Great voices, well written, and simply awesome all-round.
Congrats to all the winners, but a special shout out to
Author:
dawnofme
Title: Not My Reality
Pairing: Spike/Buffy
Rating: NC-17 for later chapters
Summary: Buffy is a single, twenty-six year old assistant manager at Bloomingdale's department store. Buffy and her best friend, Willow, love to watch reality TV shows. When Angel is the runner up on the Bachelorette show and then becomes the next Bachelor, Willow sends in Buffy's photo and details to the casting team. What's a girl to do when she goes on a reality TV show to get to know a man she'd been attracted to only to fall for one of the camera guys instead?
Betas:
mabel_marsters &
xtanitx.
Previous Chapters Here
( Let's take a detour from reality together... )
I really want to play with photoshop, but all the brushes that I've downloaded and rely on are on my laptop. I'm too lazy to go searching for them all to put on my husband's laptop. Besides, he has less memory than I do, so I don't want to take any up with adding more stuff.
I am rewriting the first chapter of another book that I'm working on. I noticed that I included all the senses but smell. Which is really strange, because I connect to the world with a strong sense of smell. Right now, I have the screen door on the sliding glass door in my bedroom open. The dryer just outside is running and I can smell the dryer sheet. It's the green box of Bounce Awakening sheets and it's one of the best smells in the world! I do laundry just to have the smell. LOL! When it comes to cleaning in the house, I use a berry scented window cleaner made by Bissell. I use bleach diluted in water in a spray bottle for all counters, sinks, toilets, ect. For the floors, I use Pin-Sol. I will use the powdered Comet on the bathtubs. I love the smell of chlorine, though my oldest daugher hates it. It brings back wonderful memories of travelling and spending time in jacuzzis at hotels. It reminds me of the times that I actually enjoyed meeting strangers as we were all on vacations and there interesting stories to be told.
Just like a certain song can bring me back to a time and a feelings (like me and my high school sweethearts song), smells can put me in a certain mood. Pin-Sol makes me feel young. It was used in the daycare that I went to when I was in pre-school. It also makes me think things are clean and disinfected and I like that. A lot.
All that to say that I am going to make an efforts to add more of the sense of smell into my writing. I'm not going to over do it, but it's just another thing on my list of things to check as I edit.
I'm getting my hair cut on Monday. I'll be chopping off about an inch and getting layers again. Tuesday, I plan to dye it. I'm debating on what to do with it. I'm really, really liking the white. Most people mistake it for blonde, but I know I look older than my 36 years and my eyebrows are still black. Which is weird, because my hair has always been a nice boring brown, never black. But the black eyebrows do not go with the white hair. I don't understand how the hair has turned white, but the eyebrows are still black. Strange genes. So, I'm thinking of putting a little yellow into the color with a blonde shade, but what to do with those eyebrows? If I go back to a light brown, I think it is too big of a change.
I'm still a little stunned.
Author:
dawnofme
Title: Not My Reality
Pairing: Spike/Buffy
Rating: NC-17 for later chapters
Summary: Buffy is a single, twenty-six year old assistant manager at Bloomingdale's department store. Buffy and her best friend, Willow, love to watch reality TV shows. When Angel is the runner up on the Bachelorette show and then becomes the next Bachelor, Willow sends in Buffy's photo and details to the casting team. What's a girl to do when she goes on a reality TV show to get to know a man she'd been attracted to only to fall for one of the camera guys instead?
Betas:
mabel_marsters &
xtanitx.
Previous Chapters Here
( Let's take a detour from reality together... )
My husband and I played Mrs. Pac-Man on our first date. I was impressed that he could beat me. LOL!

Congratulations to all the winners. If I start naming all the winners who are on my f-list, I know I'll leave someone out.
Nominations are open for round 6. If you've read something you enjoyed lately, make the author's day and nominate that fic. Spark and Burn Awards
I spend the day working on a synopsis for my young adult novel. I whittled down a 200 page book to three double-spaced pages. After all that, I had to play with the wording to try to make it interesting and connected. I also worked on a query letter of sorts, though it's just an email with an introduction and summary that will be going directly to the publisher.
My head was spinning, but I got a chapter of Not My Reality back from
xtanitx and her fun style of beta'ing perked me up and I was happy to be posting my fan fic. Speaking of, while writing this story, which happened really fast, I had the awful tendency to use "and then" a lot. A lot, a lot. :) Here's hoping I have been cured of that bad habit. I appreciate
xtanitx bringing it to my attention and I'm sure my other betas have called me on it in the past. But what has cured me of it is a conversation I had on the SR cbox about it. I can't remember who it was (and if it was you, pipe up and take credit please), but someone mentioned a scene from Dude, Where's My Car, and after watching it on youtube, every time I go to type "and then", I can only hear that fast food workers voice saying "aaaaand theeeennnnnn?" LOL! See the scene here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8tLrtJelC0&feature=related
I should be sleepy, but I'm not. I may work on League of Souls, which still only has two chapters. At the rate I'm going it will be a couple of months before I post the first chapter. :(
The fireworks just went off at our baseball stadium. We live at a different angle off the lake now, but we have a much better view of the fireworks as there is no huge tree in the way. My kids are so happy. They rushed over to climb up the tree house as soon as the stadium lights went off and we could see the fireworks perfectly, just under a huge almost full moon. Or was it a full moon tonight? The kids got video of it and if it turned out nicely, I'll post it for all to see.
Author:
dawnofme
Title: Not My Reality
Pairing: Spike/Buffy
Rating: NC-17 for later chapters
Summary: Buffy is a single, twenty-six year old assistant manager at Bloomingdale's department store. Buffy and her best friend, Willow, love to watch reality TV shows. When Angel is the runner up on the Bachelorette show and then becomes the next Bachelor, Willow sends in Buffy's photo and details to the casting team. What's a girl to do when she goes on a reality TV show to get to know a man she'd been attracted to only to fall for one of the camera guys instead?
Betas:
mabel_marsters &
xtanitx.
Previous Chapters Here
( Let's take a detour from reality together... )
| You Are a Cougar |
![]() Your power gives you confidence, and you find leading others to be easy. You believe that you need to the best, and you are very driven to excel. Most people immediately admire you, but some people feel very envious of your abilities. |
And this show keeps delivering. Good television. I like that I don't have to wait for a good episode. So far, they have all been good. Yes, it's easy to watch Nathan -- and if he keeps wearing those deep blue shirts, I might have to start crushing on the man -- but the rest of the cast is enjoyable too.
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